Even though I swore I would never embark upon a long car ride with an infant
EVER again, there are some things that are just irresistible. Like, deliberately planning a coastal trip for the middle of August because you know that if you spend one more day in 95+ degree heat you might truly melt. Melt into what, I don't know, but I imagine that if we would have stayed in the Northern California heat for one more day, I may have melted into a puddle of post-partum hormones and stringy hair.
Gross.
So, we left. I had planned this trip more than six months ago, before Lola was born. In fact, due to the popularity of our destination, I had to book our August reservation in February. February 1st, to be exact. I remember waking up on February 1st, a Sunday, tinged with slight outrage because I knew that my days of sleeping in were numbered. But, I crawled out of bed with my nine month belly of bean, and logged on to the Reserve America website just in time to secure a campsite at one of the state's most popular beach campgrounds.
Knowing that our destination was a good 8 hour drive from our house, we began our trip at 4 am, escaping with a sleepy baby while leaving two howling dogs behind. (Don't worry, the pups were well taken care of by a friend.)
Our trip started off smoothly. We decided we would only stop when either Lola or our gas gauge needed us to stop. The first stop was Monterrey. Lola and the car were hungry. Plus, all the coffee I had earlier consumed was requiring an exit. So we stopped at an uninteresting gas station. When I asked the attendant for directions to the restroom, he pointed to a portable outhouse located across the parking lot. He dismissively told me, "Don't worry, they were cleaned last night."
When I opened the door, the commode and its walls appeared fairly clean. The dark hole even had a few soapy bubbles, but I was hesitant. I squatted and began to relieve myself, but then SPLASH, my pee hit the water and I jumped, fearing a fate in which someone else's bodily fluids hit my, ahem, bare ass.
And then what happened,
then what happened, you ask?
MY VERY OWN PEE LANDED ON MY VERY OWN LEG. Yes, right on the bottom edge of my gray capri pants. In order to avoid the potential stranger's bowel movement, I managed to pee on my very own leg.
Did I mention that this was our first stop? That we were only 3 hours into an 8 hour drive? In an attempt to avoid the horror of having Josh know that I peed on my very own leg in a sideways naked ninja move to avoid being potentially splashed with stranger stuff, I continued my neurotic streak: I began rubbing soap (as supplied by the outhouse) onto my pee stained pant leg.
Believing the soap would hide my mistake, I exited the outhouse and walked casually back to the car. "Did she have a wet diaper?" I asked.
"Do you have shit on your leg?"
Clearly, the soap didn't hide my secret. We both laughed. Then, I tried to wipe my leg off some more, this time using baby wipes. Smelling like a mixture of anti-baterical soap and cucumber melon, I climbed back into the car and we made it to our next destination without any incident: Big Sur.
We stopped for breakfast at the Big Sur River Inn. We were the first guests of the morning and I was pleased to see that every item on the menu was organic and locally grown. It was delicious. Afterwards, we wandered off the back patio and spent a few minutes relaxing in the creek.
You can see that I attempted to wash my leg off a bit more.

Lola loved watching the water flow by. Even though the temperature was a bit cold, I let her touch the water. She was mesmerized.